A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are 6 floors & the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch... u may choose any man from a particular floor or u may choose to go up a floor but u can't go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs & love the God.
The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the God & love kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the God, love kids & are extremely gd looking.
'Wow,' she thinks but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor & sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the God, love kids, are drop-dead gd looking & help with the housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the 5th floor & sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the God, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework & have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay but she goes to the 6th floor & the sign reads:
Floor 6 - u are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank u for shopping at the Husband Store.
Watch your step as u exit the building & have a nice day!
