Bila anak dara kedapur....

Salam Morning untuk semua....

Orang tua2 pernah berkata, 'org pompuan tinggi mana pun duduknya, kedapur gak akhirnya'
mummy pun kata cam tu gak, sebab mummy dah tua kan... hahahaha...

Perempuan ni, walau tinggi mana dia berada... walaupun dah kawin esok2 ada 'maid' kat umah, tapi... tak banyak sikit.. masak tu kena pandai gak.. kalau idak jawabnya 'lakinya' tu kalau tak makan air tangan 'indon' .... makan air tangan 'bangla' lah jawabnya..
.... ya dak?

Pastu jgn pula salah kan laki, kalau baru kawin 2 tahun dah ada problem... bukan nya apa.. kalau laki sendiri setahun sekali baru nak rasa 'air tangan' bini, apa ke jadahnya 'berkahwin' ye tak?? Kasih sayang tu lain jadinya nanti.....

kalau setakat layan kat katil je buat apa??? Yang penting layan gak kat meja makan.. baru lah kasih sayang tu berpanjangan...
Nak 'ikat' laki bukan dengan muka ko bermekap siang malam, tapi 'ikat' dorang dengan kasih sayang .. kasih dikatil dan juga kasih di meja makan....
Selain beli ubat ketat.. beli gak buku resepi... baru balance....

hahahahahaha..... asal lah mummy hari ni 'meroyan' tak tentu pasal kan...
hmmm.... adalah tu sebab nya...
no no no.. bukan mummy nak menopose... hahahaha..sabo je lah ya anak2...

Oh ya, disebabkan anak2 mummy ni dua dua pompuan, makanya.. mereka ni pun tak terlepas dari di 'dera' untuk belajar memasak... kalau dulu dorang complain masak kat daput umah.. dapur sempit konon nya.. so mehh sini kita memasak kat dapur yg lebih besar sikit.... hahahaha
hambik ko rara... apa alasan ko nak malas masak skrg ni yang oiii....

layannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn......

mula2 pakai apron dan keluar kan sayur

keluarkan juga udang dan sotong

keluarkan juga tahu dan celur mee

buat kuah jgn lupa masuk kan telur..
kacau slow2 jgn sampai telur tu pecah...

keluar kan mangkuk2 yang sesuai...

tadaaaaaaaa.. dah siap.. 'mee bandung ala ala rara'... lepas ni dah boleh kawin kan rara... hahaha no wayyy beb, habiskan study dulu baru boleh berangan nak kawin... babab kang kalau degil..!!!

Info Santai ....

DDRINK WATER ON EMPTY STOMACH It is popular in Japan today to drink water immediately after waking up every morning. Furthermore, scientific tests have proven its value. We publish below a description of use of water for our readers. For old and serious diseases as well as modern illnesses the water treatment had been found successful by a Japanese medical society as a 100% cure for the following diseases: Headache, body ache, heart system, arthritis, fast heart beat, epilepsy, excess fatness, bronchitis asthma, TB, meningitis, kidney and urine diseases, vomiting, gastritis, diarrhea, piles, diabetes, constipation, all eye diseases, womb, cancer and menstrual disorders, ear nose and throat diseases.

METHOD OF TREATMENT 1. As you wake up in the morning before brushing teeth, drink 4 x 160ml glasses of water 2. Brush and clean the mouth but do not eat or drink anything for 45 minute 3. After 45 minutes you may eat and drink as normal. 4. After 15 minutes of breakfast, lunch and dinner do not eat or drink anything for 2 hours 5.. Those who are old or sick and are unable to drink 4 glasses of water at the beginning may commence by taking little water and gradually increase it to 4 glasses per day.. 6. The above method of treatment will cure diseases of the sick and others can enjoy a healthy life.

The following list gives the number of days of treatment required to cure/control/ reduce main diseases: 1. High Blood Pressure (30 days) 2. Gastric (10 days) 3. Diabetes (30 days) 4. Constipation (10 days) 5. Cancer (180 days) 6..... TB (90 days) 7. Arthritis patients should follow the above treatment only for 3 days in the 1st week, and from 2nd week onwards – daily. This treatment method has no side effects, however at the commencement of treatment you may have to urinate a few times.

It is better if we continue this and make this procedure as a routine work in our life. Drink Water and Stay healthy and Active.

This makes sense .. The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals ..not cold water. Maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating!!! Nothing to lose, everything to gain...

For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you.. It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion.

Once this "sludge" reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal..

A serious note about heart attacks: · Women should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting, · Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line. · You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack. · Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms. · 60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up. · Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know, the better chance we could survive...

A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this mail sends it to everyone they know, you can be sure that we'll save at least one life.

INFO FRM INTERNET

Malang tak berbau?

Siapa kata kawasan perumahan selamat?
Nahhh korang tengok lah.. Tengahari semalam dlm kawasan perumahan pun boleh berlaku kemalangan..
Aku yang takut nengok xcident pun dah jadi tak takut, lagi2 ianya berlaku hanya 100 meter dari umah aku..
Kesian budak poslaju ni.. yang driver BMW tu salah kan budak poslaju.. tapi pada aku, 2-2 salah..
Dah lah, tak tahu aku nak cite camana.. korang layan gambar je lah...
Dan berhati2 lah kalau keluar simpang selepas ni.. sebab MALANG TAK BERBAU... kalau malang cam kentut.. mungkin kita boleh aware kan bau nya.. ye tak??
hahahahaha... tak ada kena mengena..
merepek je aku pagi2 ni....




** ada sape2 nampak, pompuan pakai baju kelawar buruk tapi muka bermake up?? hahahaha

Alhamdulillah....

Semuga semuanya berjalan dengan lancar hari ini dan selamanya...
InsyaAllah.. amin!

Cukur Jambul.....

Dalam kesibukan aku minggu lepas, sempat jugak aku menghadiri jemputan ( jemputan lagi)... hahahahaha.... bila jemputan bermakna ada makan.. bila makan bermakna aku akan makan.. bila aku dah makan ... tentunya bukan makan sikit... wahlaaaa weiii... camana nak susutkan badan ni.... hahahahahah..

Minggu lepas adik aku nana ada buat majlis aqiqah dan cukur jambul anaknya si ZARRA dikampung hubby dia di Negeri Sembilan...
Walaupun agak lambat majlis tu dibuat, memandangkan dorang laki bini sangat lah penyibuk ooopsss bukan penyibuk tapi sangat lah SIBUK, maka majlis tu asyik tertangguh je dari hari ke hari... tapi alhamdulillah.. minggu lepas majlis tu telah dilakukan dengan cukup meriah dan sempurna... alhamdulillah....

aku tak mahu ketinggalan untuk memotong jambul si kecik ZARRA ni....

potong jangan tak potong kan nana... hahahaha

dah lepas turun aku, turn mak aku pulak..
cewahhh aku iyer iyer je ajar mak aku pulak...

tengok lah anak dara aku FARRA pun nak test potong jambul si ZARRA ni...
baik baik kak long, nanti luka kepala si ZARRA,
mummy tak tahu... haahaaa...
tengok tu si NANA dah suspen dah tu...

**dah lama tak mengupdate blog, rasa lenguh gak tangan ni menaip...